January 30, 2009
A lion decided one day to remind everyone he was king of the jungle.
He saw a monkey, and roared "Who is the King of the Jungle?"
"You are, Master," said the monkey, cowering.
Then the lion approached a warthog. "Who is the King of the Jungle?" roared the lion.
"You are, my Lord," said the warthog, quivering with fear.
Next the lion met an elephant. "Who is the King of the Jungle?" roared the lion.
The elephant grabbed the lion with his trunk, swung him in the air, slammed him ten times against a tree trunk, threw him into a dense patch of thorns, and strolled away.
"Okay!" shouted the lion. "There’s no need to turn nasty just because you don’t know the answer!"
Posted by: Seymour Simon
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